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The Hokey Pokey by William Shakespeare. ---==--o---==--- O proud left foot, that ventures quick within Then soon upon a backward journey lithe. Anon, once more the gesture, then begin: Command sinistral pedestal to writhe. Commence thou then the fervid Hokey-Poke. A mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl. To spin! A wilde release from heaven’s yoke. Blessed dervish! Surely canst go, girl. The Hoke, the Poke – banish now thy doubt
04 March, 2012
Fun Fact #771
Werner Heisenberg was the theoretical physicist who first postulated the Uncertainty Principle and is credited with being the father of Quantum Physics. His unofficial epitaph reads
''He lies here, somewhere"
True Story.
03 March, 2012
Keef on fame
Fame has killed more very talented guys than drugs. Jimi Hendrix didn't die of an overdose, he died of fame.
Keith Richards
Humorous Content
Today I went on thesaurus.com and entered the search term 'ninjas'. The computer returned a result 'ninjas could not be found'. Well played Ninjas. Well played.
02 March, 2012
Keef on ageing
Getting old is a fascinating thing. The older you get, the older you want to get.
Keith Richards
What He Said - Mark Twain on astonishing folks
Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
Mark Twain (Samuel Langhorn Clemens)
01 March, 2012
29 February, 2012
Keef on beauty and skulls
Skulls remind us that underneath it all, we are all the same. Beauty is only skin-deep.
Keith Richards
28 February, 2012
Keef on imitation and the blues
I say good luck to people who want to emulate me, but they better realize what they're getting into; they better know that there's more to this than attitude. It's about the music; it's about the blues. That's what sustains me.
Keith Richards
27 February, 2012
Keef on vomiting protocol
I learned how to puke properly. First, find a receptacle if you can -- that's rule number one. You eject it in a stream -- a Technicolor yawn, parking a tiger. At the same time, you're taking a crap. Which is kind of difficult to do. If you can do that, I'll put you in Cirque du Soleil.
Keith Richards
26 February, 2012
Keef on parenting
I've done a lot of dadding. Whoo, I tell you what -- it grows you up pretty quick when that little bugger starts waking up. Suddenly there's this little cute ball of stuff yelling its head off -- boom! Snap to! Oh, man, I better take care of this.
Keith Richards
25 February, 2012
Keef on Women and complications
Women are a beautiful complication, and I look forward to far more beauties and far more complications.
Keith Richards
24 February, 2012
Keef on religion and killing
We’re the only form of life on this planet that needs religion, that will actually kill each other over some abstract idea.
Keith Richards
23 February, 2012
What He Said - Conan the Barbarian on the things that are best in life.
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women
Arnold Schwarzenegger (as Conan the Barbarian) in Conan the Barbarian
Keef on the language of music
Music is a language that doesn’t speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it’s in the bones, it’s in the bones.
Keith Richards
22 February, 2012
What He Said - Crash Davis about what he believes in
Well, I believe in the soul. The cock. The pussy. The small of a woman’s back. The hanging curveball. High fiber. Good scotch. That the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitutional Amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve. And I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Goodnight.
Kevin Coster (as Crash Davis) in Bull Durham
Keef on religion and the public library
When you are growing up there are two institutional places that affect you most powerfully: the church, which belongs to God, and the public library, which belongs to you.
Keith Richards
21 February, 2012
Keef on authority and rebellion
If you’re going to kick authority in the teeth, you might as well use two feet.
Keith Richards
20 February, 2012
Imponderables #34
Have you ever wondered...if winners never quit and quitters never win then why should you 'quit while your ahead?'
Keef on confession and avoidance
You can’t accuse me of anything I haven’t already confessed to.
Keith Richards
Humorous Content
1 sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it.
That means a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of approximately 467936.2 GB a second...
...and you thought Virgin Broadband was fast!
19 February, 2012
Keef on the musician's medium
A painter’s got a canvas. The writer’s got reams of empty paper. A musician has silence.
Keith Richards
18 February, 2012
Keef on Bible study
I read the Bible sometimes, but it bores me to death. I just want to know what other people find so bloody fascinating.
Keith Richards
17 February, 2012
Keef on dealing with life
To me, life is a wild animal. You hope to deal with it when it leaps at you.
Keith Richards
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