How to say "My Hovercraft is Full of Eels" in...

...Klingon

"lupDujHomwIj lubuy'moH gharghmey"

(Loop/dooj/Khom/wij  Loob/ooey/Moke Garrrgh/Kmay)

Klingons have no known equivalent of "hovercraft: or "eel" so the response you receive is likely to be rather odd or in typical Klingon fashion either violent or, if you are lucky, dismissive.