09 March, 2012

Humorous Content

The Hokey Pokey

by William Shakespeare.

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O proud left foot, that ventures quick within

Then soon upon a backward journey lithe.

Anon, once more the gesture, then begin:

Command sinistral pedestal to writhe.

Commence thou then the fervid Hokey-Poke.

A mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl.

To spin! A wilde release from heaven’s yoke.

Blessed dervish! Surely canst go, girl.

The Hoke, the Poke – banish now thy doubt

Verily, I say, ‘tis what it’s all about. 

04 March, 2012

Fun Fact #771

Werner Heisenberg was the theoretical physicist who first postulated the Uncertainty Principle and is credited with being the father of Quantum Physics.  His unofficial epitaph reads

''He lies here, somewhere" 

True Story.

Keef on Keef

Keef RichardsI'm just a retarded gangster really.

Keith Richards

03 March, 2012

Keef on fame

Keef RichardsFame has killed more very talented guys than drugs. Jimi Hendrix didn't die of an overdose, he died of fame.

Keith Richards

Humorous Content

Today I went on thesaurus.com and entered the search term 'ninjas'.  The computer returned a result 'ninjas could not be found'.  Well played Ninjas.  Well played.

02 March, 2012

Keef on ageing

Keef RichardsGetting old is a fascinating thing. The older you get, the older you want to get.

Keith Richards

Imponderables #91

Have you ever wondered...what was the best thing before sliced bread?

What He Said - Mark Twain on astonishing folks

Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
Mark Twain (Samuel Langhorn Clemens)